"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
09/13/2013 at 14:54 • Filed to: DIY
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"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
09/13/2013 at 14:54 • Filed to: DIY | 6
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When unloading groceries I noticed that one of the license plate lights was out. By fingering around the inside of the bootlid, I got it to work again. Okay, so it wasn't really broken broken, but hey, it still counts, right?
ttyymmnn
> Klaus Schmoll
09/13/2013 at 15:04 |
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I stopped reading when I got to "fingering around inside the bootlid."
ncasolowork2
> Klaus Schmoll
09/13/2013 at 15:28 |
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Did you use a hammer?
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Klaus Schmoll
> ncasolowork2
09/13/2013 at 15:32 |
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Oooops, nope! But I think Clarkson in his one SUCCESSFUL event didn't either.
Meatcoma
> Klaus Schmoll
09/13/2013 at 15:47 |
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If that is your 944, wait until you have a 'boot' full of groceries and the hatch wont open. Good Times crawling over the seats and pulling enough out to get the carpet down and hit the hatch releases.
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Meatcoma
> Klaus Schmoll
09/13/2013 at 15:51 |
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Reminds me of the time my son and I were changing his oil and could not for the life of me get his filter off. Used filter wrenches to no avail, moved to hammer/screwdriver and finally to some massive channel lock pliers. The filter was completely mangled and I still could not get it to come off. My 17 year old son steps up and grabs the pliers and grunts like he's taking a massive 'Guacamole', or as he pronounced it at 5 "Kamaladukie" and broke it loose finally. He looked at me, gave me the muscle man pose and said "Mom don't allow guns this big in the house". Thought I was gonna die laughing but gave him a 'Good Job' and we finished the oil change.
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Klaus Schmoll
> Meatcoma
09/13/2013 at 15:54 |
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That's Clarkson in the pic, hence the whole reference.
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Meatcoma
> Klaus Schmoll
09/13/2013 at 15:56 |
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Can't see his face, thought maybe it might be you. EU tags should have given me a clue. blah.
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Klaus Schmoll
> Meatcoma
09/13/2013 at 16:02 |
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And just to confuse you a little more, if it was mine, it would still have EU tags.
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Meatcoma
> Klaus Schmoll
09/13/2013 at 16:03 |
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Jeremy?
Svend
> Klaus Schmoll
10/31/2013 at 15:22 |
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Damn you. I clicked on the title expecting to see a half naked Kelly Clarkson or one of Jeremy Clarkson's daughters. Doh!
Aaron Short - PROUD OF LEYLAND
> Klaus Schmoll
11/10/2013 at 12:53 |
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I had a car that had an old points type fuel pump, the points where old and worn out so it kept conking out.
No worries though, as every time the car stopped, i would nonchalantly open the bonnet, acquire a hammer and hit the fucker until it started clicking again, fixing the car and looking like the biggest badass ever.
Looked even cooler when i forgot the hammer and had to punch it instead...